As promised...

I told you last week that I would talk about my nemesis "Drew Kline" (my lawyers said I have to use a fake name for him so that he doesn't sue), and that's what I'm going to do. We started out the same way that most of these relationships go, as good friends. In fact, sometimes we even put aside our differences and have fun, which is fairly often seeing as how we have multiple classes together. The only reason we but heads is that he gives in to his temptations while I don't. The worst part is that the longer I let him talk to me, the longer I want to give in. The only thing that keeps me from doing so is that I did once with horrible consequences.

In case you're wondering, no one was physically harmed. It was actually an amazing plan of his, which is why I went along with it. You see, there was a bell that rang during our class that annoyed us everyday. It would be 15 minutes before class was over and it would throw us off from the Pre-calculus we were working on. So, the last day before winter (CHRISTMAS) break, Drew decided to set the clock ahead, since, through some weird coincidences, our teacher left the classroom for a long time. When that bell rang, it was like winter (CHRISTMAS) break had already started. I was overcome with joy. It was going to be the start to a wonderful reconciliation with Drew. Then, I saw my teacher reach for his phone. I just knew he was going to check the time. This is it, I thought. We were caught. Turns out, he didn't care. It was an early winter (CHRISTMAS) break present to us. I was so happy, that I spent the rest of my winter (CHRISTMAS) break humming songs and kissing ladies. Sorry, I exaggerated a little there. I don't hum.

What's that? Right. I'm not finished. So anyway, when we got back, we tried it again, only this time, with a sub. Didn't work out so well. She wasn't in quite the giving mood when she caught us. Perhaps it would have gone better had we not left anyway. That's right, she called us back and we still left. I felt so bad. I don't know why I did it. The worst part was that I got punished immediately the next day, while Drew (conveniently) chose not to show up. When he did, he merely said sorry and sat down in his seat. Oh, and in case it hasn't been clear, Drew and I weren't the only ones in the class...there was a third person, who was too lazy to get up with us the second time, and, therefore, did not suffer the wrath. Since then, I have deeply regretted giving in to temptation and letting Drew trick me. I told myself that I would get him nack one day. And then Drew convinced me not to.

Alright then, see you soon.
                                              -X


(By the way, I love Christmas, and I will always think of the break from mid-December to early January as such.)

Today's lucky numbers are: 2, 19, 36, 92, and Pudding.

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